7 Evil Exes (Final Boss Version)

You've got that Ramona mystery vibe Hair-dye mood and chaos in your eyes Met you at a gig, it all went south fast Now I'm dodging boss fights from your past

I'm just a kid with a +2 sword Levelling up with every chord But if I have to earn your heart I'd rather fight than be apart

I'd battle seven evil exes to be with you You're worth the fights I'd be put through The battle scars and coins I'd gain A life with you is worth the pain

First one shows up mid-gig Shoots fireballs with hipster chicks Second one's now a movie star Third's a vegan with a bass guitar

Fourth is not really what I expected Five and six are twins — that's double exes Seventh is the guy who set up the league Took him like two hours, would you believe?

Extra life, I've got a one-up The last boss is harder than the Rainbow Cup I'd fight for you even without powers I'm your Scott, you're my Ramona Flowers

I'd beat the league and anyone else too Yeah, I'd battle seven evil exes to be with you